Sunday, September 20, 2009

I AM STILL A LIAR

Still here, but Rome in 2 days.

Current cereal: Cocoa Puffs. Fantastic. The chocolative properties contained within the spherical nubbins of this magical product are both legendary and impossible in their scope.

Yes, I know that's not a word.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

I AM A LIAR

I AM NOT IN FACT ABROAD AT THIS TIME.

I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR IN COURTNEY'S ROOM.

I ATE CEREAL LESS THAN TWO HOURS AGO.

THAT MUCH IS TRUE.

SHAM ON.

<3 ALLISON

WHEN I LIE I SEEK TO EMULATE THE MAN I CONSIDER TO BE BOTH THE BEST AND THE WORST LIAR. MY INSPIRATION: RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON.

HERE'S A RIDDLE: WHAT DO LARRY CRAIG AND RICHARD NIXON HAVE IN COMMON?
A: TAPPING GOT BOTH OF THEM INTO TROUBLE

(C) ME