I AM NOT IN FACT ABROAD AT THIS TIME.
I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR IN COURTNEY'S ROOM.
I ATE CEREAL LESS THAN TWO HOURS AGO.
THAT MUCH IS TRUE.
SHAM ON.
<3 ALLISON
WHEN I LIE I SEEK TO EMULATE THE MAN I CONSIDER TO BE BOTH THE BEST AND THE WORST LIAR. MY INSPIRATION: RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON.
HERE'S A RIDDLE: WHAT DO LARRY CRAIG AND RICHARD NIXON HAVE IN COMMON?
A: TAPPING GOT BOTH OF THEM INTO TROUBLE
(C) ME
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First! Clearly I care the most.
ReplyDeleteSecond! Second is the best. Not to recall that horrible rhyme to mind, but Bryan...
ReplyDeleteClearly I care the most. Because I'm her sister. And wife. And we just completed a caper and now we're celebrating like it's Ocean's 11.